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minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 minutes agoWouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 hours agoLike one specific tree, or I get to pick?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoNah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoIt is nice to feel wanted. Okay, I’m in.
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoI’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 hours agoInstructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
minus-squareAltheaHunterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agono you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoWell, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.
You gotta fuck a tree.
Wouldn’t that make you an arborohomo? To be a globohomo you need to fuck a light bulb
Like one specific tree, or I get to pick?
Nah the tree picks you. You’ll know it when you see it.
It is nice to feel wanted.
Okay, I’m in.
Good luck, lube up!
I’m hoping for a weeping willow; tears make for excellent lube.
Instructions unclear, got my ass full of splinters
no you got the instructions right, the splinters are an important part of the experience
Well, that’s what ya get for not lubing up correctly, that ones on you bud.