I view this as a checklist of brand names that require additional assistance in falling off of the trademark cliff and crashing down onto the rocks of common usage below.
Okay but like, when I ask for a Sharpie I do not want to be handed just any piece of shit marker.
It’s not meat
What the fuck did they mean by this? I need answers!
why shouldn’t we go back to heroin?
Maybe because it’s now fentanyl…
TIL ping pong is actually called table tennis, I thought that was an entirely different sport
I think you mean wiff waff
Fun fact: aspirin and heroin were developed just a few days apart in the same lab.
One hell of a week. Probably an even crazier weekend.
Those researchers were probably aspirin’ to be heroin’
They made heroin to try and be a less addictive form of morphine.
I thoight the trademarks were also claimed as reparations after World War I.
Let me google that lol