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minus-squaretechnocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-221 hours agoAgent 1: We just nabbed a gang of child abusers! Agent 2: We found out your MAGA uncle is a really bad “investor”. I feel like Agent 1 is far more worthwhile.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·17 hours agoDo you think the FBI only has one investigation open at a time?
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-221 hours agoThey’re both worthwhile. Agent 2 is more like “We found out your uncle was pumping a security by making fraudulent claims in order to dump it later and screw them all over.”
Agent 1: We just nabbed a gang of child abusers!
Agent 2: We found out your MAGA uncle is a really bad “investor”.
I feel like Agent 1 is far more worthwhile.
Do you think the FBI only has one investigation open at a time?
They’re both worthwhile. Agent 2 is more like “We found out your uncle was pumping a security by making fraudulent claims in order to dump it later and screw them all over.”