• EABOD25@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Rumor has it that they hijacked hell and turned the first 3 circles into a nightclub, a B&B, and a spa

    • GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      I mean, it’s all fictitious headcanon, I’m on board with this one.

      “And as God declared homosexuality a sin, he made his second mistake, because their over representation led to a fabulous revolution. Fighting back against homophobic demons and damned souls, and freely inviting the homosexual demons into their territory, they created a vibrant new hell… With blackjack, and hookers.”

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      2 months ago

      I’m the official gay and I have my voucher for a penthouse suite and a bitchin meet and greet with the man himself, so you best believe that nightclub is my top priority. Well, once I finish having raunchy scandalous sex with adorable, hung subs. And I don’t even have to wait to die for that!

      It’s so good to be so bad 😏