Well I can definitely say the word “former” is the only worthwhile word in this entire post.

“I hate and avoided the word ‘constipation.’ We have occasional irregularity.” No, you’re just full of shit.

Glad to know my middle school principal dropped the ball even harder than I previously thought.

-A Weird Kid

You were part of the problem. I’m glad that’s past tense.

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There are some cases where kids will single out the “weird kid” but that is far more rare

If you happen to be the weird kid, it’s not rare at all.

You are the thing this post is making fun of.