I’ll start.
It’s tragic how many terrible things that President “Smokin’ Diamond” Joe Biden has had to allow to pass because there simply isn’t enough of a majority to overcome GOP opposition to everything. If only there were some common-sense bills could be passed, with bipartisan support, then maybe we could remember that this country is already great, mend the divide, and get back on track.
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(FUCK. That hurt to write, including the “the entire world is Burgerland” presumptive delivery. I need a shower.) 
Nazis are horrible people but you shouldn’t encourage violence against them. That’s not how you change their mind. If you celebrate the police assaulting right-wingers at J6, you’re just a fascist.
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You can get a writing job basically anywhere in showbusiness with that brilliant material!