I’ll start.
It’s tragic how many terrible things that President “Smokin’ Diamond” Joe Biden has had to allow to pass because there simply isn’t enough of a majority to overcome GOP opposition to everything. If only there were some common-sense bills could be passed, with bipartisan support, then maybe we could remember that this country is already great, mend the divide, and get back on track.
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(FUCK. That hurt to write, including the “the entire world is Burgerland” presumptive delivery. I need a shower.) 
As a progressive, it disgusts me to see how many Bernie bros didn’t elevate Hillary in the Midwest.
Many people say campaigns are a marathon, not a sprint, but really it’s a relay race and we should have picked up the baton and brought her over the finish line there by knocking on every door in the region.
I am in awe. You might singlehandedly encourage Tommy to stop needing drinky.
Pod can’t Save America, but we can.
You’re giving me HIGH HIGH HOPES
thanks I have brain damage now