Ah that’s a shame.
I really cannot fully express how much I have grown to hate all these motherfuckers and their awful work - and I work in Silicon Valley.
I am thoroughly entrenched in the Apple ecosystem, and I can’t stand those socioeconomic vampires.
Product design Anakin used to make some dope shit before he turned to the dark side.
I am altering the design. Pray I do not alter it any further.
Ahhh, the good ole days
God, I love that case design. Eventually, I’m gonna put a modern system in one.
At least the previous version that uses AA batteries, you can swap them out and keep working. Now people need two mice just to continue working…
Source on the quote?
Oh yay, another AI Pin or glasses or assistant thing that won’t be worth buying. Yay.
Oh, God help us.
I’ll take my chances with Cthulhu. With Baal as my backup.
Is it just slightly unsecret enough that giddy investors can throw money at it though??
Jony Ive? No disassemble?
Came to make a “Jony Ive alive!” joke, but ya beat me to it!
Underrated
Whatever it is, I’ll bet it’ll be 3 nanometers thinner than last year’s model!
Less keys, more touch bars.
One year later…
Touch bars are old news. We’re replaced them with this amazing new thing called “keys”!
Apple, please do that but with the headphone jack.
Can’t wait to see what job they are turning into a gig next.
Deranged people attract one another.
The A.i. Pin s. Now in an all alu minium body
Midwest.social uses Al oomen umm
probably a new device or software to control the users even more, to turn them into tech slaves
Great, looking forward to chat bots with thermal issues.
Gross
