Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThere's a switch on top of Mt. Doom.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1469
arrow-up1469imageThere's a switch on top of Mt. Doom.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoOh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days ago“I’ll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon.”
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 days agoBoxes full of… rings? They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day ago“Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoOk, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.
Oh the possibilities. Maybe he has a basement and is Saurunder.
“I’ll be in the Saurattic organizing our storage boxes this afternoon.”
Boxes full of… rings?
They need to be in the shelf with the label “giveaways for business partners”.
“Hey boss, there was one that only made you invisible and that seemed kind of dumb, so I just threw it out.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Ok, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.