I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.
- Front left phone
- Front right: keys
- Left rear: wallet
- Right rear: lube
Now this is a list I can get behind
Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.
Surely rear middle should be lube.
Nice try, pickpocket
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Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?
How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket
Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway
Yeah it’s uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I’ve actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I’ll know as soon as I sit down if I didn’t return them
My folding boxcutter has a belt clip and I hang my Gerber Dime on a suspension clip. Both live at the top of my rear pockets. I never sit on them.
Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.
Yeah, right it is ofc.
I’ve got an excuse, I’m a lefty 😄
That’s the same excuse as me 😂
I’ve never thought about it but I keep my phone in my left pocket. It stays on dnd most of the time and I hardly use it especially when I’m out. The right pocket it for the stuff I’m likely to pull out and use.
- Front Left: wallet and keys
- Front Right: phone
- Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
- Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)
If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.
Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i’m wearing, i don’t have that many pockets so i don’t fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don’t remember which one, but basically can’t put coins in that. Um. Yeah
Uh, username doesn’t check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants
Jk I love how you can write like you’ve been put on the spot and need to answer quickly
Man i’ve have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao
Yeah, the key is to add “umm” and “uhh” here and there. Makes it conversational
Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys
Right: Phone
Left pocket: keys, wallet, important items Right pocket: phone, miscellaneous Back is always empty.
I really thought this was about deadlock for a moment
Same, was about to say “Extra Burst, Escalating Exposure…”
Escalating exposure on pocket? I usually full gun build him.
Jeez everyone carries a lot of shit in their pockets.
I carry my bank card in a side pocket down by my right knee and occasionally keys in the front left pocket.
These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I’m ready to become a suburban dad
Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.
Me too. I’ve got several “purses”. Can’t stand much in my pockets.
You mean your European Carry-all?
It’s a satchel. Indiana Jones carries one.
the bandolier itself does not even have its own pockets. it has a metal ring and I have a zip up wallet on a carbiner. I basically have a bunch of stuff on carbiners.
I too prefer to not having anything in my pants pockets. Can’t wait until it get cool enough to wear a light jacket so I can utilize it’s pockets
yeah I do switch to my winter jacket pocket in the winter. You never forget you keys or wallet someplace when its in your jacket and its cold outside.
If your wallet or keys are in your pants, how would you forget your pants???
good point. I think its just more likely I might take my keys and/or wallet out of my pants for comfort reasons. Since I ditch the whole jacket when indoors it all comes back as a unit.