I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.
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- Front left phone
- Front right: keys
- Left rear: wallet
- Right rear: lube
Now this is a list I can get behind
Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.
Surely rear middle should be lube.
Nice try, pickpocket
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Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?
How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket
Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway
Yeah it’s uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I’ve actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I’ll know as soon as I sit down if I didn’t return them
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Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.
I’ve got an excuse, I’m a lefty 😄
That’s the same excuse as me 😂
Yeah, right it is ofc.
I’ve never thought about it but I keep my phone in my left pocket. It stays on dnd most of the time and I hardly use it especially when I’m out. The right pocket it for the stuff I’m likely to pull out and use.
- Front Left: wallet and keys
- Front Right: phone
- Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
- Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)
If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.
Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys
Right: Phone
Left pocket: keys, wallet, important items Right pocket: phone, miscellaneous Back is always empty.
Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i’m wearing, i don’t have that many pockets so i don’t fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don’t remember which one, but basically can’t put coins in that. Um. Yeah
Uh, username doesn’t check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants
Jk I love how you can write like you’ve been put on the spot and need to answer quickly
Man i’ve have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao
Yeah, the key is to add “umm” and “uhh” here and there. Makes it conversational
Front left: phone
front right: wallet + hand towel
keys are clipped to belt loop and also generally tucked into back right.
omg they pick you up with a hand towel? I carried my beach towel my whole life.
I live in a humid subtropical climate. That hand towel does a lot of sweat wiping. Also hand drying after washing hands more rarely in public toilets with no towels/dryer
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
A towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc.
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/964943-a-towel-it-says-is-about-the-most-massively-useful
Ah, I forget that part of it, heh; I haven’t read that in at least 20 years, probably more.
I swear there existed a Tumblr post back in 2012 or earlier about remembering something like EGG: wallet, phone, keys. I just can’t find it anymore v.v
Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.
I too prefer to not having anything in my pants pockets. Can’t wait until it get cool enough to wear a light jacket so I can utilize it’s pockets
yeah I do switch to my winter jacket pocket in the winter. You never forget you keys or wallet someplace when its in your jacket and its cold outside.
If your wallet or keys are in your pants, how would you forget your pants???
good point. I think its just more likely I might take my keys and/or wallet out of my pants for comfort reasons. Since I ditch the whole jacket when indoors it all comes back as a unit.
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the bandolier itself does not even have its own pockets. it has a metal ring and I have a zip up wallet on a carbiner. I basically have a bunch of stuff on carbiners.
You mean your European Carry-all?
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I really thought this was about deadlock for a moment
Same, was about to say “Extra Burst, Escalating Exposure…”
Escalating exposure on pocket? I usually full gun build him.
