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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon finds a flashdrive

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Anon finds a flashdrive

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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    Fourty days later, Anon finds that his entire computer file system has been replaced with pics of Morgan Freeman

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      Why aren’t there viruses like this? Everyone wants to hurt your computer. Do something dumb like that.

      Or a screamer virus. That could bring the world to its knees.

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        My idea was a worm that just torrents random shit and dumps it on your desktop like a cat bringing you a dead bat with “I broughted you a pwesent w” energy.

        • Yuri addict@ani.social
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          Would be far more destructive on first world countries than third world countries

        • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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          Love it.

      • Klear@lemmy.world
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        There used to be a shitton of silly viruses back in the day.

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          The “you are an idiot” one with the pop-up that runs away from your mouse cursor was hilarious.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        I wrote a “virus” in college, which basically:

        1. took a screenshot of the entire desktop
        2. displayed screenshot full-screen on top of other windows
        3. would only go away if you typed “@sugar_in_your_tea pwned me” or something

        Oh, and it started on startup, so rebooting wouldn’t fix it. :)

        • Tekhne@sh.itjust.works
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          I did one similar! Used autohotkey to hide the task bar at random intervals and pop up a warning that said “system out of memory”. Only way to get it back was autohotkey or a reboot. It would restart daily and on login so it would keep happening. And I hid it as “Nvidia game scanner service.exe” in the Nvidia bloatware folder so it looked innocent. Had a good laugh about that one

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        I think that’s because most viruses aren’t made for fun but for a specific reason (i.e to steal money from someone’s computer).

      • MHanak@lemmy.world
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        May i point you to a thing i’ve once made:

        https://github.com/MHanak1/pierogi-rust

      • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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        How about one that jumpscares you. Or replaces windows with Linux

        • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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          are you referring to a gnu system?

          • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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            No no, I’m talking alpine Linux

            • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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              linux is just the kernel!1!1!!1!1!1!!!

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    Why did the folder have a file extension

    • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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      Well there’s always self-executing archives

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        deleted by creator

    • Bonsoir@lemmy.ca
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      Because there’s nothing to prevent it.

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    Does Morgan Freeman run on Wine?

    • Trail@lemmy.world
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      Worked for me on glorious egg roll latest.

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        I run Morgan Freeman in VirtualBox just to be on the safe side.

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    I have many a time been tempted to buy a bunch of cheap flashdrives, fill them with weird shit and just leave them in places.

    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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      Be the change you want to see in the world.

      • sheepishly@fedia.io
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        Researching the Zodiac killer and the Mansons has left me wanting to start a new countercultural movement. Just, you know, with less killing. … At least a little bit less killing.

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      It’s all fun and games until a black van starts following you

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    Perfect way to get a nasty virus.

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