My hometown is boring and nothing politically exciting ever happens here.
If a crowd of fascist fucks ever comes marching down my street some day in the future, though, I’ll finally have a chance to try out my expired fire extinguisher that I recharged and filled with glitter.
It turns out you can buy the stuff on the internet by the pound.
My hometown is boring and nothing politically exciting ever happens here.
If a crowd of fascist fucks ever comes marching down my street some day in the future, though, I’ll finally have a chance to try out my expired fire extinguisher that I recharged and filled with glitter.
It turns out you can buy the stuff on the internet by the pound.
does it actually work?
Yes. I can turn anyone or anything fabulous to a range of about 20 feet.