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TehBamski@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

A Day in the Life of a Liberal

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A Day in the Life of a Liberal

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    Ah, Schrodinger’s liberal. They are all LGBTQ and having gay sex, thus not having children and are cat ladies. But they at the same time are having all the abortions (that were made through gay sex).

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      I thought communing with Satan is how we get pregnant. But, I admit I didn’t pay much attention in Communism class.

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        You misspelled jesus. That’s how Mary was impregnated.

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          She got pregnant with her son? Where’s a child welfare investigator when you need one?

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            Incest… Ewwww gross.

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      New liberals are manufactured at colleges. Duh. They don’t need the gay sex babies so they murder them.

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    My woke mind virus just will not sync with the Biden network today. I’ve had 13 abortions trying to reset the system, but nothing so far. Hopefully Satans tech support will get it figured out?

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      Time to get another booster vaccine!

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      Did you decide your orientation? That step is crucial.

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    I was just telling my partner the other day about how cool medical science is because we were able to develop a vaccine in under one year with only one microchip getting in it. A decade ago, there would have been oodles of microchips. I love the future.

    Don’t make me say it. You know what this is. Stop making me point it out and learn to detect it. Gdi, it’s fucking /s, you dolt. I can’t believe I keep having to say so, but downvotes clearly prescribe it as necessary.

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      There are no down votes I can see. I also don’t think tone tags are a bad thing given how much misinterpretation happens on the Internet, even if this example is kind of obvious.

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      I thought I got kidney stones once but it was just used up microchips 🤷‍♂️

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      For whatever reason some people cannot detect sarcasm… I made a joke about vaccines not working and that the limes everyone was eating lost effectiveness…and yea downvoted. I think it’s because some of the crazy shit people say is now crossing lines into wtf land.

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    Sync*

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      let that sink in

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    Don’t forget to cash your check from George Soros!!

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    That mug is 🤌

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    deleted by creator

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      Lol did one of you mod pussies delete my comment about the iPad?

      Yes.

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        Lol I thought I deleted this comment.

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          Nothing is fully deleted from the fediverse.

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            Seems like. It. Lesson learned.

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