• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    3 months ago

    “Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?”

    “Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago.”

    “K babe.”

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      3 months ago

      It was an estate sale, duh. For some reason no one wanted Grandpa’s novelty Fleshlight collection.