• TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say “you want mayo?” Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      I call it the exploding mouth of mayonnaise technique.

      Normally they don’t give me nearly enough. Until one time I made it extra special clear that I wanted a bukkake in paper.

      I got what I asked for and reluctantly ate every bit of it over like four days lol. I have a picture somewhere but I’m too lazy to find it.