The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoYou don't get to pick your traumalocklemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1674
arrow-up1674imageYou don't get to pick your traumalocklemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoLight mayonnaise, please proceeds to drown sandwich in it
minus-squareTheSlad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoEven if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say “you want mayo?” Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
minus-squareCadeillac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoAh, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise
Light mayonnaise, please
proceeds to drown sandwich in it
Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say “you want mayo?” Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
Ah, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise