https://www.thewrap.com/jesse-watters-tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-fox-news/
I cannot wait for all the Fox News sycophants to start drinking their milkshakes straight out of the cup to prove their manliness.
I bet women don’t cover their drinks when Walz walks into the room.
See? Weird. All the women do that when I walk in the room. Also I slashed my wife’s tires to get her to date me.
I’m Jesse Watters.
For those who don’t know, the tire slashing thing is true. And he admitted it on national TV before ever telling her in person.
Nah, it’s fictitious. Do a search for “Jesse Watters slashfic” to learn more.
I bet women don’t cover their drinks when
Walz walksTim Waltzes into the roomI can’t believe you just left that perfect opportunity sitting by the wayside!
Fellas is it gay to drink a milkshake with a straw?
Seriously though, how else are you meant to drink one??
You open your manly man gullet and pour the entire thing in. Or you shotgun it. Those are the only manly ways to consume beverages.
You can boof it like Kavanagh too.
“Boof it like Kavanagh” sounds like a parody version of “Bend it Like Beckham” where a young white guy starts partying and taking bribes after being inspired by his favorite Supreme Court Justice in spite of his parents actually giving great advice on how to be a decent person
Men can’t savor their milkshakes. Drink it in 3 gulps, or you may as well just cut your balls off right there.
Keg Stand! Drink it pledge!
you’re supposed to rip the cup open and scoop it out with your hands
If you’re not shotgunning your milkshakes are you even drinking them?
Slow down there, Ron.
Obviously your supposed to tongue it out of a man’s ass
Ngl that sounds kinda gay.
You let it melt, go to the drive-thru liquor and get a half pint of Jim beam, and mix em while getting on the freeway in your dually F-250 which you’re using to haul 3 cases of bottle water back to the subdivision from Sam’s Club.
I think you’re supposed to squint with one eye, scream “ACK ACK ACK” as you crush the cup from all sides with your hand, and then catch the plug of shake-goo in your mouth.
I would love it if this nimrod had to drink a shake on screen right after this inane comment.
Maybe with a spoon? I could imagine drinking it like a fully liquid drink, but that sounds like it would get pretty messy pretty quickly, like when a cup of ice spills onto your face.
That weirdo is… grasping at straws
I thought these weirdos were pro-straws? Something about how putting more plastic in the ocean is actually good for the environment and how bans on plastic straws are a slippery slope to woke Marxist communism or something?
That’s on Tuesdays. On Thursdays straws are bad because man stuff. Keep up!
Thanks Regina George
This is not the first time Watters has talked about straw use on air. His implication is that straws are somehow phallic and a man using one is gay. Watters’ strange obsession tells us more about his own phallus than anything else.
I really want to see him drink a milkshake now.
Straws are gay now? Does this guy just chug it?
Men can’t have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can’t use straws?
and now they can’t use straws?
How TF are you supposed to drink a boba tea? Just take all the balls into your mouth at one time?
you think having balls in your mouth isn’t gay?
like soup I guess
Men can’t have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can’t use straws?
Real men can.
Nope, masculinity is too fragile apparently.
I saw a man once eat a banana in a completely non-gay way.
He opened his banana from a seam in the middle of the banana most of the way to the top and bottom, then ate the banana like a pussy.
Strangest method I’ve seen.
That man must be crazy strong and intimidating for no one in his life to have ever felt safe enough to pull him aside and ask, “What the absolute fuck are you doing?”
“this 'nana, gaang”
Who the fuck does not use straws in milkshakes? They’re literally served with a straw by default because that’s how you’re supposed to drink them.
And this dumbass knows Tim Walz is married and has kids, right? While he got divorced for being a lousy cheater - which tells you everything.
to be “fair”, while he went softer on him, waters still said this wasn’t a good look. so at least he’s consistent in his weirdness. can’t imagine how embarrassed his poor mother must be.
*le sigh*
A lot of conservatives seem to think of cheating as more manly than happy and stable familial relationships. Which is just further evidence that the people who are obsessed with men being manly have such a worse opinion of men and masculinity than the most rabid feminist stereotype
What are you supposed to use? A spoon? Has this weird fascist ever been to a fast food drive thru?
You’re supposed to dislocate your jaw like a snake and pour it down your throat in one big lump like that beer bong you sucked down back when you peaked in your frat days.
Now I’m picturing someone doing that, then when they finish, going on a Brett Kavanaugh “I like beer!” style rant but about milkshakes
This obsession with being ‘manly’ is the least manly thing I can think of. How am I supposed to take you seriously when you’re a whiny little bitch about things like straws?
Exactly, as a man the only thing I care about in regards to milkshake-manliness is if there’s whipped cream and a cherry on top! If the waitress forgot it, that means she doesn’t respect you and you need to keep ordering until she sees how much lactose you’re able to handle as a master of your domain! If you shit yourself, just make sure to tip extra…
Uh, I’m a woman and I like Tim Walz and think Jesse Watters should be thrown into an active volcano, so I’m not sure where he’s getting his info from.
He seems good looking enough for a man his age, he’s a nice guy, and suggesting a fucking football coach- oh, excuse me, assistant football coach isn’t manly is just ludicrous on the outset.
Let’s see Jesse Watters assistant coach a high school football game.
The thing that draws me to him is the he seems like the kind of person who actually got in to politics because he wanted to help people, and he didn’t become cynical and give up when he figured out all the roadblocks that are in the way of that goal. He seems like he still genuinely cares about people and wants everyone to have a better life, not just a small in-group.
Oh, I read as “suggest fucking a football coach”
The young men go unseen. They run through the streets screaming “SEE ME! GAZE UPON MY VISAGE AND KNOW FEAR!” The young men shovel vanilla ice cream shakes into their contorted faces and gurgle in triumph. They do not use straws.
It is so incredibly strange to me that this bullshit can legally pretend to be a news channel, and many people watch it as such.
It’s difficult to believe that people are that stupid, seriously.
Thanks Reagan.
A straw? A s-t-r-a-w??? A fucking STRAW??? How very dare he drink a milkshake like a normal Human. How dare he! Bastard!
Young men “Don’t Feel Seen” By the Democrats
But we at fox news do see them and make sure at every opportunity to make them feel shame and guilt for not reaching the level of masculinity that we define (and change) on a frequent basis.
Fr. There may even be something to dems not offering much to young men, but the right only pretends to while actively working against us.
Always wanted to drag one of these guys onto a construction site and watch them die in 10mins of exhaustion…fucking unmanly lol what an idiot
You know that dude would be completely useless.
I picture him staring confusedly at a claw hammer because he doesn’t know which side to use.
