Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.
Picture of two assholes connected by a tube
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.
Internal workings of a snog.
It’s not that beauty is skin-deep, it’s that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.
Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.
Image of a man kissing a woman’s upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.
Advanced facial necrosis
never learn how the sausage is made unless you’re going to work with sausage making.
Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.
Fuck yeah topical reference
“The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!”
“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
Our sinuses are so clean
