… we are probably in the Worst Possible Timeline and never venture beyond our solar system let alone our planetary system.
The Vulcans are sitting just outside our solar system and see what’s happening and are saying to themselves ‘yeah, we’ll pass, these guys are doomed anyway’
You win the Back to Reality award. Congratulations, I guess.
A variant would be that we’re on the Third Body Problem alternate timeline, where everyone in the Dark Forest already knows about us and don’t do anything simply because we are our own worst enemy and will take care of ourselves.
… or we are not the Bell Riot Timeline
… we are also not in the Bad Timeline
… we are probably in the Worst Possible Timeline and never venture beyond our solar system let alone our planetary system.
The Vulcans are sitting just outside our solar system and see what’s happening and are saying to themselves ‘yeah, we’ll pass, these guys are doomed anyway’
Maybe this timeliness is where the first aliens we meet are The Borg
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/assimilate
Maybe this is the timeline where we start the Borg…
Don’t give Elon more ideas.
We’re teaching it how to think as we speak.
We are the Terrans.
The worst timeline is that there are no Vulcans
Not sure if it is also worst for there to be no Borg.
“The Federation is gone, my beard is everywhere!”
Wait… what episode is this?
Parallels (s7e11).
All Borg, all the time.
It was the best of timelines, it was the worst of timelines…
You win the Back to Reality award. Congratulations, I guess.
A variant would be that we’re on the Third Body Problem alternate timeline, where everyone in the Dark Forest already knows about us and don’t do anything simply because we are our own worst enemy and will take care of ourselves.
Not to mention, these Vulcans have… goatees!
Evil goatees.