[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea’s shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]

  • @Obsidiman
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    2110 months ago

    This is ginger erasure (we don’t have souls)

    • @Fabulous
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      510 months ago

      Go back to “Do you have possessions?” step and sell Blåhaj to buy Blåhaj

  • Baut [she/her] auf.
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    910 months ago

    Understandable. I prefer the nonstandard colours of the (not so) blahaj though. :3

    • Sneezycat
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      310 months ago

      I want a blajah, a pink blajah and the rare golden blajah. Unfortunately I don’t think IKEA sells them at my location :(

        • Sneezycat
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          110 months ago

          Really? I have seen other colors and assumed they were official, but maybe you’re right.

  • Rose
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    810 months ago

    We must liberate our savior, Blåhaj, frob the prisons of ikea

  • @homestuck
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    9 months ago

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