Note: works for fur only
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Sphynx Cats
When a sphynx or a Rex get shiny, its time for a bath.
Isn’t hair and fur the same thing, we just call hair on animals fur
Sphynx cats don’t have hair/fur 😋
Whenever I see one, I want to crochet them a sweater. I don’t even know how to crochet, I just feel like they need it.
That’s so relatable. They just look like they would be so cold!
Also cat: my asshole tastes acceptable today. Also human: that asshole I just ate tastes acceptable today.
Obvious conclusion: cats and humans are genetically identical.
Mmmm yummy yummy billionaires
How many of you have cats that look like they should be in a hair commercial?
Edit: ITT, Send me cat pics
I love your cats 😭
I’ll pet them for you :)
My voidling looks very similar
Originality 0/10
Merry Christmas to you too!
Blob void, 13/10
Looks like someone needs to go on a diet. Or is it all fluff?
Little bit over, but it’s mostly fluff and an unflattering angle.
I know just the diet for all these cats…
Does it start with ‘V’ and end in a ban?
I can guarantee you that cat was brushed by a human just before that shot. No alley cat in the wild would ever look like that from just licking.
Good nutrition too. That’s a cat that gets the best and it shows.
Hot tip for humans: You too can have healthier hair if you eat better, get sleep, exercise and reduce stress!
(Unless you have baldness genes, in which case, shave that shit and own it.)
eat better, get sleep, exercise and reduce stress
I love this idea even though I’d probably need to quit my job.
You can choose only 2
Society treats feral cats better than homeless hominids
The Soviets built cost effective, durable homes for all their homeless (tens of millions since most of the destruction in ww2 happened on the eastern front) and the world will never forgive them for it.
they also disappeared millions of people and oversaw an oppressive police state for 80 years, then collapsed their country into the criminal oligarch state that is the modern Russian Federation. Fuck the Soviets.
“Mussolini made the trains run on time!”
It’s not implausible that, among the enzymes in cat saliva, there are some which evolved to maintain the condition of the cat’s coat.
But how will we know if it’s in our saliva if we never lick ourselves clean?
Get a tongue extension and try it out. For science.
Don’t people also give their cats food that explicitly aids them in growing a better coat?
That, and cat hair is much finer.
The something is not scrubbing out all the oils with alkaline cleaners every single day forever.
Yup. I only wash my hair with water. No shampoo. We never needed that shit in the first place
You should clean your hair to limit bacterial growth and remove pests. You just don’t need to strip the oils out daily.
Once a month when I go to the barber shop. Or if I really need to clean my hair, I use baking soda.
That poor barber…
No really I have clean hair. No smell, not greasy, soft and strong. But I have to wash it every day with clean water and brush it. That’s it
I remember the trustafarians in college 20 years ago that would claim your hair naturally cleans itself and it doesn’t smell.
They always smelled.
they weren’t using soap and water on themselves. not necessarily a hair issue.
You and I have VERY different hair then. My hair is horrific if I get it wet and don’t soap it.
Exactly, my hair will morph into every possible haircut at once as soon as it get’s wet and then dries without having been soaped.
i have long hair and it’s horrific when i take care of it. without all the gross oils and sticks and rocks my hair balloons
Also something related I never came to grips with: cat’s breath = the stench of a thousand decaying corpses. Licks fur constantly. Fur = the smell of springtime itself.
My (unfortunately late) void had a scratching post with the top level just at my nose height, so whenever he lolled around there I made a point of taking a deep breath of fluffy freshness.
I have owned many cats, and I have huffed deeply of them all.
Cat fur, cat toes, cat bellies, all have these unique and wonderful scents that are probably more connected to our emotional connections to them than the actual nature of the scent itself. This should teach us a lot about social conditioning and our senses.
Taxoplasmosis has also successfully made us subservient in mindset
Cats really do smell great
My cats breath isn’t really bad. I thought if their breath was bad it means they likely have something wrong in there.
I’ve noticed that after switching my cat to raw food his fur is a lot smoother.
Ive been wanting to do this lately, do you have an resources on how to go about it economically?
Economically no. I live in the UK and use Bella and Duke. Not sure if they trade in any other countries. I gave them my cat’s weight and for £43.80 they send me just enough food to feed him for a month.
That’s a bit pricey compared to supermarket cat food but frankly I can afford it and it’s worth it for the health benefits as well as the convenience. Also I can’t think of a company I’ve ever had better customer service from. They called me the day after I received my first box and asked if I had any issues.
From what I’ve read it can help delay the kidney problems that inevitably come with age. Like I say I’ve noticed an improved coat but more importantly he doesn’t vomit anymore which he used to occasionally and he has firmer, less frequent, better smelling turds.
If you think of it a certain way, £43.80 per month is a lot cheaper than people food.
Speaking of which, what about leftovers from butchers and fishmongers? You can get not just meat and bones but liver and other parts, it’s processed to human standards of hygiene, and it’s cheap.
Speaking of which, what about leftovers from butchers and fishmongers?
Probably a good, cheap way to go if you can find a butcher or fishmonger that’s willing to sell it to you.
But I prefer the convenience of getting it delievered as I do with most stuff.
I believe there was a few tips in the c/vegan lemmy recently for cat nutrition
I have 2 cats, the orange has a thicker fur and it was never very soft but the tuxedo has a velvet, soft, shinny fur. It’s so amazing that I pet her for too lomg sometimes and get a bitch slap
You don’t need shampoo or conditioner except sometimes medicinally!
It’s been 2 years now since I’ve used shampoo, just been rinsing with water only since. I’m no cosmetologist but my hair feels perfectly normal and healthy, and without telling him anything’s changed, my barber hasn’t been able to tell a difference. The first few weeks after stopping using shampoo my hair did get pretty greasy, but it eventually settled down and now it’s totally fine. Instead of stripping away the natural oils with shampoo and replacing them with the synthetic oils in conditioner, just let your natural oils come back. Granted, this doesn’t apply to everyone, I am lucky enough to have a hair type that I’m able to do this with.
Your barber probably wouldn’t tell you if they think your hair is kinda gross unless it was so bad they wanted to reject you as a client.
lol that’s true but I should’ve said that I asked him how my scalp looks (since I can’t really look at it closely myself), and he said “yeah seems fine, maybe a little dry.” That is one thing that I noticed during the winter that dandruff got a little worse since skin dries out during the winter, but when it warms back up the dandruff dies down again. So again just to be clear, not everyone can stop using shampoo/conditioner especially if they have some kind of scalp condition, but for those people with the right hair type, it’s totally fine and really not a big deal at all. You don’t stink, your hair doesn’t smell like anything at all really (as long as you are still regularly taking showers, I’m not saying to stop taking showers lol).
its been so long so i cant say for sure, but i feel like when my hair gets really sweaty its really obvious to me now as well, it feels like it was less obvious when i did actively shampoo and condition, but i’d have to test that one to be sure lol
I’m saying stop taking showers. But over there where you are, not near me.
I’ve been no-poo for many years now. I’ve had barbers ask me what I do to keep my hair so nice.
People shampoo to remove oils and then use conditioner to add oils. It doesn’t make sense, except once you view it through the lense of capitalism and them creating a need to sell you another product.
I mostly just wash with water daily, and about once every week to a month, whenever it feels like it needs to be done, I do a conditioner wash where I just use conditioner to clean my hair.
The same is true for shaving gels/creams. I wasn’t really sure what the point of my shaving cream was, only that my skin started to itch the next day if I used it. So I tried to shave without it and lo and behold, it’s fine without. I notice no difference in shaving, but my skin doesn’t itch anymore and I use 1 less product
I shave with a double edge razor and don’t usually do a clean shave, just clean up the edges of my facial hair, but yeah I don’t usually use that stuff either. It’s mostly not required. When I do do a clean shave I do use shave soap, but it’s also nicer quality than the cream or gel you’d buy in a store, with lanolin, tallow, and/or other oils added. It’s slightly more effort but if I’m going through the effort of a clean shave anyway I like to enjoy it.
ironically i prefer shaving in the shower without cream, it’s almost like women figured out something mildly useful in that regard…
how do you shave your face without a mirror?
with my hands.
You’ve saved me a good chunk of typing, thank you.
Same, although I’ve been going for longer than two years. Honestly, I cant really remember when I stopped use shampoo. But if I don’t shower for a day, it starts looking a little greasy. I have lots of straight fine hair, run the water and my fingers through it rigorously in the shower, and then I come out, scrunch it with the towel (dont rub, it will break the hair fibers) and then air dry. Get compliments on my hair all the time.
As for smell, it just smells like hair. It can get slightly more pungent if I dont shower, but otherwise it just smells like me. Every once in a while I ask my full-poo GF to check if my hair smells because my own noseblindness, and she hasn’t told me to go shower yet.
Definitely when you go from poo to no-poo, your hair is extra greasy. I don’t know the science behind it, but it seems to over produce oils and takes a couple weeks to normalize. During that period I was showering once in the morning and once at night, again running my fingers and water through my hair for ~2-3 minutes straight. After a while my hair didnt get so greasy.
When I use soap or shampoo, my hair loses all of its body and shine doesn’t go back to normal for a day or so.
I imagine for some people this works, but for others it doesn’t. I do feel a little weird when people ask me what my “secret” is and I’m literally like “yeah just don’t wash it lol”
I don’t know the science behind it, but it seems to over produce oils and takes a couple weeks to normalize. During that period I was showering once in the morning and once at night, again running my fingers and water through my hair for ~2-3 minutes straight. After a while my hair didnt get so greasy.
i think it might just be that it “feels” greasy, as you move from using shampoo, to not, but as you move from not using shampoo to using shampoo, you’ll notice how dry your hair is after using it, and if you condition you’ll notice how “greasy” it is as well.
That something is hairballs.
Btw, i use shampoo with urea (skin issues) and noticed it makes the hair stronger and glossier.
So you piss on your skin, too! I’m glad I’m not the only one
With that argumentation, don’t ever eat anything; it has animal piss in it.
That’s why I piss on all my cooking, the freshest animal piss wins
i saw that episode of Lost. if you get stung by a sea creature, just get your buddy to piss on you.
Save money and use saliva. 😉
If I could lick the top of my head then you know I would…
Lick your paw and then use the paw to distribute saliva on your head.
you guys know that you don’t have to shampoo and wash your hair right? It’s really not that bad.
As long as you shower regularly and properly wash it it’s literally fine.
If you don’t believe me try it.
Hair is actually very much not the same from person to person, let alone race to race.
As long as you shower regularly and properly wash it it’s literally fine.
this statement alone is generic (and thus problematic when you try and apply it to all humans). What does regularly mean here? Every day? Every few days? Does this arbitrary regularity match a black person with curly hair vs a white person with straight hair? etc.
It’s almost like a one-size-fits-all when it comes to health isn’t a great idea
Hair is actually very much not the same from person to person, let alone race to race.
i mean obviously, but don’t forget that we also literally evolved without the existence of shampoo and conditioner, and showers. So we’re probably fine without it.
this statement alone is generic (and thus problematic when you try and apply it to all humans). What does regularly mean here? Every day? Every few days? Does this arbitrary regularity match a black person with curly hair vs a white person with straight hair? etc.
I don’t know, how often do you shower? Most people shower daily, some people shower less frequently than that, very few people shower more infrequently than that outside of just having bad hygiene, unless we’re not counting baths for some reason.
There’s a reason it’s a generic statement, i can’t prescribe my highly irregular and variable shower schedule to the average person as it’s probably not socially acceptable, but i also don’t go outside, so.
I feel like most people can sort of like… Figure it out themselves? Seems like a reasonable assumption to me when it comes to personal hygiene.
It’s almost like a one-size-fits-all when it comes to health isn’t a great idea
yeah… That’s why i said go try it?
it is not hard to understand. wash your ass, wash all your bits. this does apply very broadly to humans. i don’t care who you are, your skin is an organ and it’s doing weird stuff.
every 6 hours works fairly well
personally i prefer having a constant trickle of water down my body throughout the entire day so that it’s roughly equivalent to taking one single shower.
oh so you live in ohio. the sweat is a fun treacle and you can fling it at people.
ah yes the ohio shower
You must stink. People around are just being nice by not saying anything. 🤔
evidently not, as nobody has complained about it, just the fact that my hair looks like shit because i don’t wash it lmao.
I have tried, and my hair gets super greasy and a bit smelly if I don’t wash it every once in a while. And the conditioner is mostly just to keep it from getting frizzy after I’ve slept on it all night.
yeah, it’s dependent on the individual, most people just excessively use that shit every day.
The overnight frizz is a nightmare, but i just live with it, my hair is naturally messy anyway so it’s not getting much better even if i did lmao.
My scalp gets itchy if I don’t shampoo at least once a week. Also if you have sweaty scalp you are gonna have a lot more oil build up that can collect dirt, grime and dead skin.
there’s definitely things to be aware of, but that’s not my prognosis to make lol.
you want to polish up a cat, brush him. My boy Harry would shine up so bright after a good brush. My current girl Izzy is kinda frizzy anyway but she’ll take a satin finish.
