UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month agoMe after a succulent meal at a Asian buffetlemmy.mlimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1195
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minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 month agoMe: “Oh this? This is the Apple Watch 3-Ligma. It measures leg rate and is more accurate in step counting.” Kid: “But how do you tell the time?” Me: “Well I’m scottish, so I just-” *raises leg to eye level* “- ya see?” Kid: “I see. Nice balls.”
Me: “Oh this? This is the Apple Watch 3-Ligma. It measures leg rate and is more accurate in step counting.”
Kid: “But how do you tell the time?”
Me: “Well I’m scottish, so I just-” *raises leg to eye level* “- ya see?”
Kid: “I see. Nice balls.”