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- globalnews@lemmy.zip
A Palestinian man was found dead in a park in the Belgian city of Antwerp with his hands and feet tied, leaving the cause of his death a mystery amid authorities’ suggestion that it may have been a suicide.
“Suicide.”
Like the British spy who was found dead, locked inside a gym bag, with a padlock on the outside. It was ruled a suicide.
Cops don’t even try to make up plausible explanations when they don’t want to address an issue.
that’s one houdini ass suicide…
Though to be fair, if I had the skills and inclination to do that, there’s not a chance I’d do it normally
Ass-suicide? Reasonably sure suicide applies to the whole body!
No no! They were talking about the police chili last night! That was some serious ass-suicide this morning …
That sounds more like a targeted ass-ass-ination.
Counterpoint to that, the guy had a known history of locking himself inside those things and trying to escape as a challenge.