For example, I once saw a man throw his hat down in anger. He didn’t stomp on it which was kind of a let down.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Well I should HOPE nobody puts it in their pocket! Then it would get all linty, and you couldn’t enjoy the meaty salty flavor in your mouth, as it squirts it’s gooey topping down your throat.