Missing curley, waffles, standard… some crispy hashbrown garnish… oh and you could totally scallop some garnish too… damn now I wanna do this…

Crinkle-cut chips and potato gems? Cmon you need more than just two ingredients to make a salad. Give us wedges and thin-cut chips too, at least.

If you cut everything that has this colour from your diet you’d be fit in 3 months, guaranteed

On a bed of potato chips. (Er… “crisps” for the more civilized world.)