Donald Trump’s favorite conspiracy theory just turned against him.
  • profdc9@lemmy.world
    96·
    3 months ago

    Trump’s “dementia” is really caused by a CIA 5G microchip implanted in his brain. During the attempted assassination, the second shooter in the grassy knoll fired a microchip implant gun that penetrated the wound left by the first shot, thus providing the perfect cover. Now Trump’s thoughts are controlled by sympathetic bioresonant microwave thetan energy waves captured by the microchip from dark stealth satellites.

    • Additional_Prune@lemmy.world
      3·
      3 months ago

      Satellites? Pfft. Only someone from the deep state would say that. The earth is flat, with a firmament. Satellites are a NASA lie. /s

      • stephen01king@lemmy.zipEnglish
        4·
        3 months ago

        Unfortunately, flat earthers don’t think satellites don’t exist, they just think they use balloons to keep them up there. Shocking, I know.

      • profdc9@lemmy.world
        2·
        3 months ago

        Satellites, yes. DARK STEALTH satellites, no. Flat earth orbital physics, suppressed by the Deep State physics establishment, forms a neutronic orthogonal data relay between dimensional synapses thus facilitating global hive mind control.

        • profdc9@lemmy.world
          2·
          3 months ago

          If you cross your eyes while looking at QR codes, the Democratic Party’s subliminal group pacification runes become visible, and you realize that their true purpose is to condition the public to eliminate AR-15s and other freedom weapons, subverting the Founding Father’s Constitutional liberal jettison clause in the 0th Amendment.

  • dactylotheca@suppo.fiEnglish
    94·
    3 months ago

    I love it that reich-wing lunatics are now eating their own. They suddenly think Andrew Tate is trans, ditto for that one cockwomble who shot protestors (Kyle something?), and now even Trump is a deep state operative.

    Keep it up, conservatives. Maybe murder each other and not us LGBT+ folks for a change?

    • barsquid@lemmy.world
      14·
      3 months ago

      Wow very convenient that everyone they don’t like is a member of a group they are bigoted against. Otherwise they might need to self-reflect or something.

  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
    63·
    3 months ago

    Back in 2016 he claimed he was so rich he’d finance the campaign out of his own pocket.

    That was five minutes before he started gobbling up donations.

  • Blackout@fedia.io
    32·
    3 months ago

    When they also realize Democrats are making America great again their tiny little brains will explode.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      3 months ago

      Well, they have changed their slogan to “Take America Back” - they just need to add “wards” at the end to make it completely honest.

  • Drusas@fedia.io
    30·
    3 months ago

    “Now it feels like, I don’t know, like they’ve kind of—I don’t wanna say buck-broken him, but there’s definitely a lot of consultants around,” Owens continued, using a term referring to physically punishing or sexually assaulting a male slave in front of other slaves to humiliate him.

    wtf. What an awful, and completely stupid, comparison. And who the hell uses this term in conversation as if it’s normal?

    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
      12·
      3 months ago

      Well, he’s got a list:

      1. Bigot: Closeted Homosexual.
      2. “They’ve buck-broken him” - I literally never heard this until now, which means he’s also a closeted gay sub. Not bottom, a sub.
      3. Putting the whole picture together? This guy watches gay humiliation bdsm and is so ashamed of it his bigotry has come full bounds where of he sees it happening in contexts outside of sex it reminds him of his shame.
      • elliot_crane@lemmy.world
        3·
        3 months ago

        While this is a nice pet theory, Candace Owens is a woman, so not really sure that being a gay man really checks out here unless Candace is also secretly trans. She is also black so the use of slavery vocabulary could be some weird race-based self-hatred or something.

    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
      10·
      3 months ago

      This is not out of the norm for right wing blather. Cucking is the most used sexual humiliation term they throw around. However they use terms they feel attack masculinity all the time. Terms for sexual humiliation, terms used towards slaves that aren’t just the N word, and more than I feel like typing out, all surrounding subjugation, particularly with a sexual bent. Humiliation, at least perceived, towards their masculinity, sexuality, sexual prowess, to them, are some of the worst things they can possibly conceive happening. So you see a lot of this shit in their safe spaces.

      • Veneroso@lemmy.world
        5·
        3 months ago

        I suspect that the Venn Diagram of right wing porn enjoyers and people who like black men on white women/cuckold porn is a circle…

    • barsquid@lemmy.world
      10·
      3 months ago

      Candace is also a fan of Hitler for “the economics,” so that’s just who she is as a person.

      • Samvega
        6·
        3 months ago

        Candace is also a fan of Hitler for “the economics”

        Right wing politics is always so hell-bent on lionising failed economic systems.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        3 months ago

        Lol Hitler’s “economic miracle” was borrowing money from the Jews and the Soviets and then attempting to exterminate them so he wouldn’t have to pay them back. Not really repeatable today even if it didn’t involve genocide.

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    23·
    3 months ago

    Two things going on here:

    They’re eating their own and their purity tests are getting too far over the top to get votes.

    They see the writing on the wall. Trump’s going to lose and the rats are abandoning ship. “He’s just not the same guy!”

    • MagicShel@programming.dev
      9·
      3 months ago

      He’s their only guy, though. No one else can pull off the shit Trump gets away with. It’s his cult of personality, and when he’s gone their party will be left with nothing but ash and cinders.

      • krashmo@lemmy.world
        6·
        3 months ago

        We aren’t gonna need porn anymore if you keep talking to me like that.

        Edit: I thought I was in the thread about the Project 2025 guy explaining how age verification laws are going to be used to shut down porn sites. I stand by the joke but it’s more confusing than funny without that context.

        • luciferofastora@lemmy.zip
          6·
          3 months ago

          Oh I definitely agree even in this context. Watching the Neonazis implode and vanish would be wanking material for the rest of my life: Lady Liberty pegging the Bigots.

      • barsquid@lemmy.world
        3·
        3 months ago

        Everyone else has some level of shame, guilt, or mild intelligence that prevents them from, say, drawing on a weather map to pretend they were right. But that’s what his Trumpanzees want, a bigoted schoolyard bully.

    • BossDj@lemm.ee
      6·
      3 months ago

      It’s the mental gymnastics convincing themselves that he totally wasn’t this way earlier, they’re obviously not stupid. They don’t want him anymore, but it made sense back then