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minus-squareNoughtE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1 year agoOperating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.
minus-squareHellfire103@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 year agoAssembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
minus-squareKrafting@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoPencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoA carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
minus-squareveng@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoI don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish
minus-squareJmr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoReally? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
minus-squareSokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoI already deployed my code while these “real programmers” were arguing about what to use. I’m getting a bonus in January. :)
Operating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.
Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
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A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish
Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Fish can be bloated, too.
https://xkcd.com/378/
I already deployed my code while these “real programmers” were arguing about what to use. I’m getting a bonus in January. :)