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minus-squareHellfire103@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 年前Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
minus-squareKrafting@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 年前Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
minus-squareNorgur@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 年前A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
minus-squareJmr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 年前Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
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A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it’s switches.
I don’t even use a computer, I just hunt fish
Really? That’s inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
Fish can be bloated, too.