He needs to get off his couch and debate.
JD is busy furiously debating on the couch
He’s a mastur at it.
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
I heard he wears his underwear in the shower. He’s weird.
He’s also a heterosectional.
Which, you know, is his business if it’s his couch and it’s all above board, but lots of people are saying he’s used their couches in nontraditional and nonconsensual ways.
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Vance is a scaredy cat man.
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Tell him that instead of podiums there will be two couches
For real though if Walz can manage to consistently work in a bunch of couch-related puns, it would be outstanding (outsitting?)
Is Salon doing predictions now?
