• VindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        3 months ago

        I went to see the doctor
        He said, “You’re pretty sick
        You got some real bad habits
        You’d better stop right quick”

        I said, “Doctor, that’s real bad news
        Don’t know what I’m gonna do”

        Doctor, there’s nothin’ wrong with me
        Doctor, doctor, can’t you see?
        Doctor, I ain’t gonna die
        Just write me an alibi

        I went to see a shaman
        He said, “You’ll be alright
        Just keep doin’ what you love
        Every single night”

        I said, “That’s what I need to hear”
        Took away my childish fears

        Doctor, you’re a stand up guy
        Doctor, doctor, my, oh my
        Doctor, you’re the one for me
        That’s the mojo that I need

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZTNJQQfDz8

    • TehWorld@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      3 months ago

      Most likely trying to get documentation for their kids so they can go get sick at school.