This pic never fails to make me laugh. He’s holding onto that table for dear life lmao
I bet he’s as high as a kite and he’s trying to stop the room from spinning
“I shouldn’t have railed all that ketamine”
Putin fucks ketamine confiRmed?!??!??😳😳😳😳😲😲😲😲
Putin: Uhh, so, I’ll sub in Chechens and Chuchkis. At least the software updates for the missile CNCs still roll in from Germany. Thanks Stalin!
Stalin: You’re welcome! I’m waiting in Orthodox hell for you with an open window that drops 100 feet right back into the floor it’s on.
Seriously, why haven’t we bricked their machine tools as part of sanctions?
Money.
They pinky-promised us not to use the machines to produce arms.
Or they were on land-transit to Asia when the official customer, who was on the freight papers when the equipment left the EU, found a customer in russia(n arms industry)
I have a nephew who makes this same face when his diaper is fully loaded.
This meme made me ugly laugh
Oh no
😰 Stalin, halp
Have you tried consulting Lenin’s slowly decomposing corpse?
Zombie Lenin suggested gtfo Ukraine, so he had him shot and buried again. He’s got a team looking for the Romanovs’ mass grave now.
I’d try asking Trotsky about Ukraine, he has experience there and with an ice pick in his brain he’s still more competent at strategy than Russian high command
Why does Putin look like he’s trying to push out a wet shit but it’s stuck?
Resting dictator face
Pull out of Ukraine.
If the Generalissimus says so, it must be true!
Huh, TIL. I thought that was just a fascist thing, it’s an actual rank.