• CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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    4 months ago

    Putin: Uhh, so, I’ll sub in Chechens and Chuchkis. At least the software updates for the missile CNCs still roll in from Germany. Thanks Stalin!

    Stalin: You’re welcome! I’m waiting in Orthodox hell for you with an open window that drops 100 feet right back into the floor it’s on.

    Seriously, why haven’t we bricked their machine tools as part of sanctions?

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      3 months ago

      They pinky-promised us not to use the machines to produce arms.

      Or they were on land-transit to Asia when the official customer, who was on the freight papers when the equipment left the EU, found a customer in russia(n arms industry)