• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    3 months ago

    How Trump imagines it would be:

    Kamala Harris “I am humbled to be the Democratic Party’s candidate for President. I accept…”

    Announcer “What’s this? It’s Joe Biden with a steel chair!”

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    3 months ago

    I can’t tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he’s so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

    Either way, it’s mildly fascinating.

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    3 months ago

    Trump says a lot of stupid and wildly unhinged things but this is a special kind of dumb. The man is in total Narcissistic Collapse and desperately wishes he were still running against Biden.

    He’s just so weird and old. Much too weird and old to be President.

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    So egomaniacal every question about someone else is “tell us about yourself but use someone else’s name,” because these idiots will follow the piper over any cliff.

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    He can’t imagine Biden not doing that because it’s exactly what he would do. Altruism and grace are entirely alien concepts to him. Just the idea of not demanding the spotlight and attention for even one second would make him physically ill.

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    3 months ago

    Trump pulling a nervous wreck version of the King from Hamilton…

    “They say, Joe Biden is yielding his power and stepping away. Is that true? I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do”

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    3 months ago

    Oh no Trump knows the secret to getting HILLARY back in office. Too bad he thinks it’ll be SLEEPY JOE