• nifty@lemmy.world
      44·
      3 months ago

      Papa, you illin

      I may be illin, but yo moms mad chill. My world is ratchet without her.

      She lit

      Yasss?

      Yas, Yas

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
        38·
        3 months ago

        We moved up a level

        Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now

        Papa, you ain’t fly

        Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR

        She’s hella aiight

        Oh snap?

        Crackle pop

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldEnglish
          20·
          3 months ago

          90’s Edition:

          Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You’re totally buggin’ out over mom and it’s grodie!

          Whatever, don’t go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin’ jiggy wit it! She’s all that and a bag of chips!

          Wazzzuuuuup!?

          Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?

          • Matombo@feddit.org
            4·
            3 months ago

            Now combined with vong speak (german exclusive):

            Vadder, du kein 1 rizz hast, du nur Mudda simpen tust. 1 cringe ey!

            I bims 1 skibidi, aber 1 mudda voll rizz. Ohne sie ist alles 1 Pimmel. Sie bims GOAT.

            Sie bims?

            Sie bims.

        • gwilikers@lemmy.ml
          6·
          3 months ago

          Sayin ‘crackle pop’ in response to ‘oh snap?’ is legit hillarious. Ive never heard that before.

    • Kit
      4·
      3 months ago

      1. Dad, you’re not cool. You’re madly in love with my mother, and it’s cringey.

      2. Maybe it’s weird, but your mother is special and I can’t imagine life without her.

      3. She’s the best person I’ve ever met.

      4. Are you sure? – I’m positive.