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minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80·edit-25 months agoThis is absolutely ignorable “neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments” advice. Please, don’t do this. It doesn’t work like this.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up52·5 months agoNo, it works! I’m surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can’t stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 months agoMy dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27·5 months agoOk so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game
minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·5 months agoYes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·5 months agoSo much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing. And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.
minus-squareVaryk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·5 months agoI don’t think it’s supposed to be genuine advice, it’s a wind-up
This is absolutely ignorable “neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments” advice.
Please, don’t do this. It doesn’t work like this.
No, it works! I’m surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can’t stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.
My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.
Ok so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game
Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.
So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.
And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.
This is absolutely a fucking joke.
I don’t think it’s supposed to be genuine advice, it’s a wind-up