• RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldEnglish
    80·
    9 个月前

    This is absolutely ignorable “neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments” advice.

    Please, don’t do this. It doesn’t work like this.

    • superkret@feddit.org
      52·
      9 个月前

      No, it works! I’m surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can’t stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.

      • Fosheze@lemmy.worldEnglish
        14·
        9 个月前

        My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.

      • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldEnglish
        26·
        9 个月前

        Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.

        • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
          14·
          9 个月前

          So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.

          And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.