Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1712
arrow-up1712image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·4 months ago30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·4 months agoYep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive. Source: got snipped.
minus-squareclif@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·4 months agoWhen I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test. Doctor’s orders! 🫡
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 months agoThat’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoGotta wait for the clear bill of health
minus-squarerobotica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoYou’re lying. 42 a day is the limit.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoI’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.
minus-squarefossphi@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoScrew this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoYeah…you need to be hydrating if you’re fapping several times a day. That’s just good science.
30th ejaculation? pfft, hold my beer and watch this.
Yep. For anyone who’s that serious about not having children, that’s more like an incentive.
Source: got snipped.
When I got mine, the doc said I should wait about two weeks then “ejaculate as frequently as possible” before returning for the scheduled checkup/semen test.
Doctor’s orders! 🫡
That’s like half a day. What am I supposed to do with the other half?
Beat your meat in the missus?
Gotta wait for the clear bill of health
You’re lying. 42 a day is the limit.
Weirdest gdq speedrun ever?
I’ll hold your beer, but I’m not providing an audience.
Screw this guy. I’ll cheer you and bring you water when you’re done
Yeah…you need to be hydrating if you’re fapping several times a day.
That’s just good science.