A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
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    50·
    5 months ago

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.worldEnglish
      44·
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      Dong! That’s right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his…

      • SolidGrue@lemmy.worldEnglish
        39·
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        Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

        • spirinolas@lemmy.worldEnglish
          33·
          5 months ago

          …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

              • MattEnglish
                11·
                5 months ago

                Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….