• spirinolas@lemmy.world
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    …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

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          Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….