Although god gets upset if you play with your weiner, it becomes okay after you tell your priest about it…but the forgiveness doesn’t stick. You have to tell that priest after every time to be forgiven.
Now I’m wondering, if your priest plays with your weiner for you, does god consider that instant forgiveness or do you still need to see your priest in confession? Does it count if he hasn’t confessed to another priest? What if those priests played with their weiners together? If all the priests are giving each other handies, is there no (dong related) forgiveness for anyone?!
Although god gets upset if you play with your weiner, it becomes okay after you tell your priest about it…but the forgiveness doesn’t stick. You have to tell that priest after every time to be forgiven.
/Catholicism
Gee, I wonder why that is …
Now I’m wondering, if your priest plays with your weiner for you, does god consider that instant forgiveness or do you still need to see your priest in confession? Does it count if he hasn’t confessed to another priest? What if those priests played with their weiners together? If all the priests are giving each other handies, is there no (dong related) forgiveness for anyone?!
There are no losers in catholicism, only wieners.