when you hire a cannibal to write the news
But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!
I’ll take the.crackling if you don’t want it.
Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.
How did you get your name like that?
On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.
I dunno why you’re getting all these downvotes… I got a free TIL out of it 🤷
I’m not down about it, I expected some downvotes from a question like this, because Lemmy isn’t that different from reddit 😅
My speculation, but I think the down votes are because the comment had nothing to do with the post. So a way to filtering out, out of scope comments. Asking about the display name on a post about high calorie ppl setting an apartment on fire is pretty random after all 😂
passive aggressive body positivity
Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.
Higher than average space time distorters
Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power
This screams manufactured outrage.
Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.
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Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.
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When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse
Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be “politically correct”.
I don’t know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I’ll call myself high calorie from now on.
God forbid anyone use the word “obese.” Don’t want to trigger anyone.
To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it’s pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.
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The outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.
You couldn’t possibly know if they’re obese unless you were their doctor.
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm
It is! But it’s a bit sad we have to think about it.
@kajib @Cold_Brew_Enema literally they are just fat. It’s not anyone’s business besides their own. That the original story/post makes note of them as even “high calorie” is ridiculous too
Those fat asses are obese
There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.
I don’t agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn’t be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn’t unhealthy is where I draw the line.
If I were medically overweight I’m sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.
could have used “body-positive” for more positivity
Damn they gonna burn that calories
Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.
That’s a fantastic pun.
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How will they ever be recognized with those little masks
