The advertisement said “Shredded cheese with bacon and jalapeños”. It was $10.

  • amio
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    94 days ago

    Fucking yikes, I would not have paid for that. Looks like it was already eaten once.

    • @herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
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      94 days ago

      Growing up there was this punk house in my town I spent a lot of time at. For some reason they had a giant bag of packing peanuts, and someone said they were edible. We proceeded to eat a fair number of them. Not like a ton, but probably a few each. Definitely more styrofoam than a person should eat.

      There was also a small trampoline in the living room and I remember one day where it was declared acceptable to nut-punch each other. Just adding that to give context for the collective genius at work there.

      Anyway, I guess that was my body’s introduction to microplastic.

      • @Catoblepas
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        134 days ago

        If they dissolved when you ate them don’t worry, you probably just ate corn that wasn’t processed in a way intended for human consumption 👍

        • @herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
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          24 days ago

          Maybe the rumor of edible packing peanuts is a more widespread legend among punks than anyone would have guessed.

    • @RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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      33 days ago

      I’ve cut up a lot of jalapeños and I’ve never seen them do this, it’s upsetting.

      I simply must believe it’s cheese somehow. Somehow!

  • @NJSpradlin@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Reminds me of ordering* ‘Cajun fries’ at that one American fast food diner with the black and white checkerboard. They literally charge you a quarter more to sprinkle the same Cajun seasoning that’s on your table. Holy fuck… I was more than a little pissed when I saw that after sitting down.

  • @i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    64 days ago

    And it’s in a takeout container, which means you paid too much for it and it was cold and soggy when you finally got it.

    F

  • @herrcaptain@lemmy.ca
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    64 days ago

    Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?

  • @BurningRiver@beehaw.org
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    4 days ago

    Pitiful rubbery bacon, greasy unmelted shredded “cheese”, and whatever that white shit on the jalapeños is. I might have smashed that container face down on the counter if someone handed me that.

    10/10 post

  • @DessertStorms
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    54 days ago

    I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying “mushrooms” because of the colour but also recognising it isn’t mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing… Either way, that looks grim.