My 2am goblin mode basically means the sandwich ain’t getting made
I’m just going to shovel some cheese in my mouth, eat a slice of bread, and drink some water.
Or better eat leftovers right out of the fridge
Edit: Cold pizza just hits different at 2am
Cold pizza is the best pizza.
People who reheat their pizzas are monsters.
You could reheat it properly and it comes out great depending on how thick you like your crust.
One can slice it, heat only a half, put the cold one on top. Your karma cancels out, the meal gets two different temperatures and textures so taste is more complex and you may probably confuse other people with a pizza burger recipe.
Clearly, it’s not ADHDing right. At 3 AM you should start preheating the oven and break out a thirty step recipe to cook a five course meal.
That’s way too much mustard for that little cheese.
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