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Poplar?@lemmy.world to 196English · 11 months ago

Little League Rule

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Little League Rule

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Poplar?@lemmy.world to 196English · 11 months ago
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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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    My kid was quite small for his age when he was in little league, and he was awful at baseball - I think he maybe got 2 or 3 hits the entire time he was playing, but because he was so small, he had a really tiny strike zone, and he pretty quickly realized that if he just never swung at anything, he’d get on base every single time. It was kind of funny, in a sad kind of way.

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      Hey, if it works, it works. A big power swinger that makes contact 1/10 times, but strikes out 9/10 times is less of a team asset than a small speedy little guy who never swings and gets on base 10/10 times.

      Hell, half the time with smart base running, stealing 2nd is a freebie.

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        There’s a “getting to first base” joke in there somewhere.

    • fatboy93@lemm.ee
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      Dang, you’re Moneyball’ing your kid?

      Sounds awesome!

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    Do love the “it feels like what I am doing is a bit immoral but hey I am getting cash”

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      “Hell, half the time I’m actively rooting against him” is what did it for me.

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      The essence of capitalism in one sentence.

  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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    11 months ago

    "that's bait" gif

  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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    I mean… Sounds like the parent is doing the right thing (being interested in their kid’s sport) but for the wrong reason?

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      And this is the real cynic in me, but the dad will be enthusiastic about going to Little Timmy’s games, and in the end, that’s probably all Little Timmy wants: some time with dad where dad’s happy to be with him.

      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        That’s actually pretty optimistic. Good outcomes for everyone regardless of motive.

      • SupraMario@lemmy.world
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        Yep I don’t see anything wrong with it. All the kids know is someone is cheering for them and that their dads are there way more often and more involved than ever. It’s a win win…

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          Until dad starts cheering for the kid you’re playing against.

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            That’s just a shitty dad at that point.

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            “Sorry Timmy, I’ll buy you ice cream on the way home if you don’t tell mom I was rooting against you”

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    What a shithead. Spreadsheet should more than suffice.

  • Janet
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    this hurts on so many levels…

  • somethingsomethingidk@lemmy.world
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    Damn, I thought this was self hosted

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      11 months ago

      wdym

      • somethingsomethingidk@lemmy.world
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        !selfhosted@lemmy.world

        I was too dumb too link it lol

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    It’s not immoral until you start having your kid throw games to swing the odds in your favor.

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