Telefoon dood, wat nou?
Notities
What’s wrong with tities?!
Someone mentioned that Hitler Dood thing was actually Afrikaans, not Dutch. But yeah, poor Dutch and their notities…
It would be the same in Dutch.
tities > notities
Came here to say this
R E K E N M A C H I N E
Sounds like a southerner’s word for a calculator.
“Two times three? I reken that’s a five.”
My new speed metal band, but all the songs are actually about math. Our debut album will be Hippasus of Metapontum with the single being Mystic Discourse.
L I V E I N C O N C E R T!!!
ITSSATURDAYNIGHT
Proper name for the torture of mathematics condensed into a single program.
Our Dutch lemming friends rn:
more like :
image description : a dutch person standing in a flat field with two windmills in the background. he is holding a dutch flag and has on a tricorner hat and similar era clothing.
dutch text : wanneer je “Gekoloniseerd” Maar het is een nederlandse sub
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Kokosnoot
As a Dutch person, I can confirm
I never considered the possibility of my language being funny before I saw the memes. Except for the dutch they speak in Flanders.
I wish the Dutch were real 😔
PANIEK
Show me them notities
Remember notities.
1 month from now…
Expectation:
“Haha notiddies. Man, what a meme that was!”
Reality:
Me not remembering ever seeing this post in my life.
Hier ben ik dan, 1 maand later. Notities?
geef me een klap papa
Not the notities!!!
Lekker met de instellingen klooien
I only know that lekker means cool in Afrikaans and that Afrikaans is very close to Dutch. I’m not versed enough to know if this sentence is in Afrikaans or Dutch.
I also know that “the” is “die” in Afrikaans. Because I saw a book called “die bible” on someone’s table and thought it was a way cooler book than it was. With the “de” I’m back to thinking Dutch?
DIE BART DIE
“Lekker” actually means tasty in Dutch, however it can be used as “enjoyable” or something in this context, kind of weird actually
In Afrikaans it’s like calling something “rad” or “cool”. Like “lekker mate” when someone asks how you are.
Yeah, I think rad might be a decent translation in Dutch aswell
It’s dutch yeah
Neat
Hitler so dood.
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A couple days before they posted this, someone posted headlines from around the world when Hitler died. All of them looked really official and then in Dutch it’s “Hitler so dood” (Hitler is dead). Such a silly looking language for English speakers.
Only it was Afrikaans
What I saw was Dutch, but the line reads the same in both languages.
This one:
https://lemmy.world/post/16728901The one I saw had several different magazines from multiple countries.
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