“So then, what does this dumb idiot do, who is also ugly? He shits his pants, then takes them off and carries them into the police station, naked except for his shitty ass, and turns himself in.”
Checkmate bitch
Isn’t this basically the first episode of Castle?
also: happy cake day Picard Maneuver!
Oh wow, it’s my cake day? Thanks!
It is in my time zone, where it’s Saturday already.
I wondered why I didn’t see it (American).
I’m going to make the crimes rediculous and unpheasible, so you can’t force me into a true crime podcast.
I’m going to relentlessly spam your podcast with spelling and grammar corrections so the ridiculous and unfeasible crimes pale in comparison to the word crimes I’ve exposed.
lmao how did I manage to misspell both of them
Because you’re a filthy crime person
I’m going to throw myself into a vat of toxic waste to gain superpowers to do those crimes anyway.
So you’re offering me a Death Note, except better
Implying it could be worse lol
The mainstreamcrime is brainwashing all of you! Wake up sheepocents!
Now kiss
