Business casual
I’m in the wrong business.
Bluefin tuna
Haha good one
Mathew Lillard just living his best life.
Heroin Bob?
Mega Yondu
Hahaha amazing!
Extreme Mormon
“I run Bluefin, by the way”
Well Heroin Bob said they were from England so this must be the attire of British black cab drivers.
Corpropunk.
My roomie has a Sascha Lobo in her bathroom.
Post-two-weeks-resignation-notice.
Skinny Marge core
Big-hair combatpunk. It’s a form of punk that celebrates the military industrial complex (but only ironically) by donning aggressive-styled leather attire. The main identifier, however, is their big, brightly colored hairdos which are meant to signal that you shouldn’t take their MIC worship seriously.
They can be separated from the recent “fashair combatpunk” offshoot movement by looking at the color of their hair. If their hair is colored in red and black or sports the colors of their native flag, they’re likely fascists and should be avoided at all costs.
Let them avoid my steel toe boots.
Business casual
These are the sacred Mormon temple garments, rarely seen by heathens.
Hedgehog core