(Reeaaally not looking for terrible or horrifying things here. Want happy or cool stories! And I’ll start.)
My job currently has me going into random people’s back yards. I see immaculately groomed lawns, overgrown lawns, perfect shrubs, imperfect shrubs. I see weeds up to my hips, I see junk, kid toys, dog toys, real grass, astroturf, basically everything.
But today, I think I accidentally kind of walked into a modern fairy tale setting. Not a beautiful Disney type of fairy tale. More of an urban fantasy sort of thing–like if Abandoned Porn did gardens.
So, the place was a small suburban yard. House was probably built in the 70s, and has been neglected as of late. I had an impression of faded yellow siding, discolored, peeling.
The front yard had an old chain link fence, and was kind of overgrown with some gnomes and such, but that part didn’t really register on me too much as I’d seen places similar to it from the front with overgrown plants and junk, and it usually just got worse in the back. On most homes, the front is the nicest part, and everything hidden in back is not so nice.
I go up to the door and ring the bell. An older man with hearing loss answered the door and I eventually got permission to go in back after pantomiming why I was there and what I was going to do. (I wasn’t smart enough to get my phone out and type in it…next time, I guess, hah.)
So I tramp around into the back past a few cars that probably don’t work, 90s era stuff, and one truck that might have been 70s or 80s.
And at first, all I see is weeds. Weeds, sticks, a gnarled tree that got knocked down in some storm and was still laying there, a wrought iron table that it’d landed on bent and deformed underneath it.
There seemed to be some paths through it all, but still, I was not able to easily move about, and I’m not a large person. My progression into the yard was: Crunch crunch, crack, OW, crunch, brush, rustle.
However…as I worked my way further into the back yard, I began to realize that even though there were clear signs of neglect, this yard wasn’t actually ugly. Yeah, it was totally overgrown. Yeah, it needed considerable yard work done to get the old branches and that dead tree out.
But it was also beautiful.
And I realized that, once upon a time, someone with a creative touch had really, really loved this yard.
There were little stonework paths going everywhere to little places that had once been important, lost underneath the overgrown weeds and leaves underneath my feet. Not cheap fake stone or brick crap that someone artistically lacking picked from a catalogue or whatever, I actually kicked some of the leaves aside to see what was underneath, and found that it was nice stonework, the really well-planned kind with the type of artistry you only get if the homeowner themselves has a creative touch. (Basically, you can’t buy that type of art, especially not for the tiny back yard of a 70s-built suburbia house.)
There was a gazebo with stone benches, there was a well (probably decorative, but not made cheaply). There was a bit of “cottage chic” stuff about–but it wasn’t new, and the yard had grown around it. Tumbled some of it over artistically, tin watering cans lost in stalks of grass, giving it an air of veracity that it might not have started with.
I saw what seemed to be an old grindstone, for sharpening knives, covered in ivy and webs. It looked straight out of Skyrim…if a bit smaller than I expected. Speaking of webs, those were everywhere in the ivy, covering it and other plants thickly, catching detritus from spring like dead flowers and petals.
There were some weeds, but (astonishingly since I’d just tramped through yards full of weeds a few hours prior) they were scarce. The original plants were overgrown but had NOT been pushed out by weeds like I usually see. I’m not gardener enough to know how this even happened…I can only figure the original gardener was very clever at picking their plants to begin with, and chose ones that would strangle any weeds, instead of being strangled by them.
The entire back yard was overgrown, though. Just with those nice garden plants instead of weeds. There was ivy spilling everywhere, there were low-lying evergreen bushes creeping out of old stone planters.
I saw some dry rose thorns in the corner by the AC unit where I was doing my work, and thought, “I’m glad they didn’t plant those roses where I am working…but they look pretty dead from neglect and too much shade”.
My job had me moving about the entire yard, and I ended up approaching the AC unit from the other side–and saw a single dry rose bloom jutting straight up next to that AC unit. I hadn’t been able to see it from the other side, the overgrowth was too thick, but approaching it from the gazebo, there it was. It was half-dead, probably from the rose bush being in total shade, or being choked out by all the ivy. But it was there. One bloom, pale pink and dying, sticking straight up like it was saying, “I’m still here!”
That flower, jutting up in the most inhospitable part of the yard, in this ruined garden that probably only I had set foot in recently, made me take a second look around, and I realized I was in the perfect setting for a modern “Secret Garden”, or a modern retelling of Beauty and the Beast.
I thought about it a bit, wondered how everything had come to be in this state, and concluded that whoever had loved that garden had probably become disabled, or had passed on, and the people still living in the house had no ability or desire to go back there and start to clean things up and make it bloom anew.
And I found that sad, because this wasn’t a regular bit of landscaping. So much work had gone into it at one point that now, probably at least 5 years later if not 10, I could STILL see the beauty it’d once had, shining through all the dead plants and spiderwebs and fallen objects on the ground. What would the original gardener have thought, to see it neglected like this?
The whole situation sticks with me. An interesting experience, and now a memory I’m grateful to have.
Like, here I am, in this little random back yard with a beautiful abandoned garden that nobody goes into and nobody has seen recently but me.
I think I have to write a story about it someday–a story better than this post. But I’m hoping a post will share a little bit of what I saw for now.
(I don’t have a photo because the guy at the front door was near-deaf and could hardly understand why I needed to go back there–didn’t want to take advantage of him allowing me back there in the first place by taking photos and putting them online. He deserves privacy. But I might very well write a retelling of some fairy tale, with the deaf guy answering the door…and what might happen when you go in back and get pricked by that rose next to the AC!)
Anyway. What are some things that you guys have come across, if your job takes you onto people’s property for a living?
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how little was he that he could hammer nails into wood?
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real life phineas or ferb, incredible
One guy I installed internet for had like a whole theme park worth of model trains set up in his backyard. One of which was big enough for a kid to ride on. I wanted to ride it so bad but I’m a giant. 😩
He also had a arcade/game room with a shop area where he made his own arcade cabinets, air hockey tables, pinball machines, etc.
Dude’s living my dream…
Thank you for telling me that story. Made my day better. I hope your day is uplifted as well. Also thank you for being consent focused and not posting pictures without permission. You’re a good person.
I wish the person who laid down the stone paths you just described could read what you so beautifully wrote about their special place.
I used to be a residential building safety inspector. One of the houses that I screened looked very average but the garden had a huge collection of bonsai. Some of them were nearly 100 years old. Central Europe. Crazy.
You met a real life Mr. Miyagi!
you write well
Thank you for this moment of Zen.
I don’t have much to contribute, except that I recently got to a see a friend’s backyard. The whole street is built in an old quarry, so the yard abuts a weathered rock wall, which makes it a quiet, secluded enclave. You’d never know that you were in the city if you woke up there, and you’d almost expect to see gnomes and fairies among the maze of trees.
Very well written. I was right the beside you reading that. You have a rare gift!
That’s really moving, OP. I’ve had similar feelings before, discovering (or merely even noticing) the finished result of someone’s labor of love - someone who was no longer in the world.
My grandfather’s homelab and media setup was, and timelessly now is (since I backed up disk images of some of his computers) like this to me. Despite my years of my own joyous tinkering, in many ways his setup still eclipses mine. “Self hosting” wasn’t really a thing yet when he was doing all this, since we hadn’t yet moved to a highly web-centric, SAAS-dominated world, but he’d have been super into it. What’s left of his computers are now quietly falling into disrepair. But at least I have some of the data. He’s been gone over a decade, still miss him.
I think I’ll refrain from posting a pic here, but mom had a ‘plant-bent’ that she followed up on by eventually becoming a certified ‘master gardener’ via series of courses.
In parallel with that, over the course of many years, mom took the little suburban backyard we had and transformed it in to… holy Willy Wonkas… a sort of ‘lush paradise,’ and with each square foot or so, it consisted of generally non-native, fascinating species. I.e., plants with interesting herbal qualities, incredible flowers, or whatnot.
Earlier, we’d rescued two stray cats, and it was really fun seeing them go back outside and frolic in mom’s garden. Hahaha, it was like an amusement park to them, one in which they became undeniably blissful and non-argumentative. (see, they didn’t like each too much, despite being sister littermates)
Thank you for sharing!
Yes OP, great post!
I see junk, kid toys
Ok good, I’m not the only one LMAO
Is there any way that you could write to this guy that was hard of hearing? Maybe he would be willing to share some information with you, if you told him some of the things you’ve told us here?
Thank you for sharing this too, I enjoyed reading your experience.