I had to check if this article was from The Onion

I thought Taiwan was China? Hard to invade yourself, eh, Xi?

Uh … Yeah you got us… All a trick, darn guess our dastardly plan failed and you won’t invade Taiwan now

Can’t believe he figured it out. What a shame. Guess we’ll have to go provoke another country to invade our fellow flourishing independent democracies, who play a key role in the world’s trade.

Seriously though, I hope he’s just giving himself an easy out here. There’s always too much war going on.

Unrelated:

US Green Berets deploying to Taiwan’s front-line

The US is quietly arming Taiwan to the teeth

PRESIDENT TSAI ING-WEN RECEIVES NED DEMOCRACY SERVICE MEDAL

The fuck???

The same Xi that violates Taiwan’s airspace continuously. That increases the airspace violations whenever Taiwan does something that he doesn’t like, like democratically electing pro-independence politicians or when US politicians visit Taiwan.

Yeah sure Xi, the only reason you threaten Taiwan’s democracy is because the US tricked you into it.

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This is the best summary I could come up with:

Chinese leader Xi Jinping has accused the US of trying to trick China into invading Taiwan, but he said it won’t take the bait, the Financial Times reported, citing people familiar with the matter.

According to the FT, Xi made the accusation during a meeting with European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen in April last year.

Xi has issued the same warning to officials in his own country, one source told the FT, but this would be the first time he made the claim to a foreign leader, the outlet said.

But the mood in Washington, DC, seems to be shifting, with Congress showing itself more “overtly supportive of Taiwan than only a few years ago,” Graeme Thomson, an analyst with the Eurasia Group, told BI in November.

Last month, a US congressional delegation met with senior Taiwanese officials to discuss US-Taiwan relations, a few days after China conducted military drills around the island.

During a meeting in April, Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi warned US Secretary of State Antony Blinken not to cross China’s “red lines” on sovereignty, security, and development interests.

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XI is way too smart to push deep into the nether regions of Taiwan, especially after being briefed by Wang.