On one hand, maybe having the child maltreatment victim crack jokes all the time would be a little inappropriate. On the other hand, that describes like 4 people I know.
On the other other hand, one Astarion is enough
It really surprised me that Astarion is so popular.
MFers be horny
High/prominent cheekbone, pale, aristocratic, twink, tends to go over well
Hands down my least favorite companion.
He has a growth arc
Same, though I have to say when I let him have a little blood and he went too far, I forced him out of my party on my first play through. But oh boy is he necessary on a Dark Urge play through. The dialogue is just so worth it.
Astarion has a ton of charisma.
Astarion rizzing me up fr
has backshot potential
-actual Discord messages from my heterosexual male cousin that made me feel like my brain was melting out of my ears.
Ah, yes, heterosexuals. We have dismissed this claim.
He just a tumblr sexyman
Sarcasm is my go to cope so, make it five.
You think happy people are funnier than me?
Seriously though, having every character in a DnD party trying to crack wise all the time, even when it’s objectively wrong, is just true to life.
I can fix her
So now Shadowheart is easily the most agreeable companion in the game since she approves of everything good or bad you do as long as it does not involve Shar or Lae’zel.
We were ROBBED
She’s still sassy af
She was worse??
I killed her on the spot (goblin camp) after she refused to give me the artifact and leave me alone lol.
You can get the artifact with no problems at all by telling shadow to wait in camp
Was that dev me?
When it was first made available to the public I played about an hour or 2 and then stopped so I didn’t spill the game. My one big take away was that I really hated all the companions, especially sheart.
I’m glad how well written they all ended up.
I killed her when getting to the nightsong lol
