• Asafum@feddit.nl
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    6 months ago

    “God helps those who help themselves”

    “God works through us”

    “God chooses imperfect vessels.”

    Sorry officer it wasn’t me who threw gasoline on Trump and lit him on fire. God just works in mysterious ways, ya know?

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      "God gave me a high powered sniper crossbow for a reason, officer. I just made sure His Will was done by executing 5 obviously criminal SCOTUS “justices.”